October 12, 2000 By Joey Clarke
trinicenter.com

CARIBBEAN CELEBRITY

There's something a little pathetic about how we go on about nationals who reach world standard. When people from these islands get international attention, we lose our reason.

I remember in Jamaica, when Merlene Ottey finally struck gold at the world championships, the Jamaican government (or, more pointedly, the ruling party), gave her a diplomatic passport, and took her on a round of appearances, namings and showings-off just like the one we see here in 2000.

Just like when Brian Lara got his promenade. Just like Don Quarry, the Jamaican sprinter who won gold the same year as Crawford (they named a school for him). Just like the festivities no doubt filling Barbados and the Bahamas now. Nothing wrong with celebrating our achievers, nothing at all. I just wonder if we haven't got it a bit out of proportion.

Whenever foreigners single out one of our own, we get a bit hysterical. Politicians are the worst, but, professional politics being what is it, you can hardly blame them. Young, attractive sports heroes, articulate and sparkling in the national colours, must be irresistible to those bent on convincing us they can save the nation, if only we win them the next election.

But let's face it, the rest of us are pretty bad as well: businesspeople fall over themselves to give praise in the media and at functions; so called sports fans make all sorts of excuses; children scream so they can say they made eye contact; advertisers clamour for the face and voice; lobbyists simper and scramble to appropriate complicity with their causes; journalists get creative in introducing the hero into their own polemic ...

One day maybe we can discuss the possible effects this abject adulation might be having on our stars. For now, let's consider what it says about us.

We are quick to forgive, for one thing. Ever since his record-breaking year, Lara has only shown glimpses of his excellence. Since Walcott's Nobel, all we've really seen is a dumb and unpopular Broadway show about a serial killer. Since Minshall's conquest of Disney and the Olympics, all he's given us has been ugly outfits and a set of hifalutin twaddle. And all we seem able to remember are their exploits of long ago, which we use to blind us to their present failures. We are truly forgiving. All too forgiving, if you ask me.

All respect to Ato Boldon. There are probably fewer than fifty people among the six billion of us who can do what he does. He's worked hard, and seems like quite a likeable fellow. But, excuse me, he didn't just cure cancer. He didn't even win a finals. Have we forgotten (or just forgiven) his brash promises of 24 carats and a world record? Are we, perhaps, in denial because we believed him? Is it that his current appearances were planned before he even got to Sydney? Or are we just desperate for heroes?

We must not allow political and journalistic overstatements fool us. We should not be bamboozled by advertising hype. We have here a Santa Cruz boy who can race with the world's best. Well done Ato. Now get back to practise.

You've got a career, and a life. Hopefully you've learned to be a little more moderate in future predictions (you and Yesina Gonzales!). Now, get back to work.

It's hard not to compare today's Laras, Boldons and Yorkes to the sports heroes of long ago ... McDonald Bailey ... Learie Constantine ... patriarchs who played their games - to world standard - with the humility and dedication of the amateurs they were. The fact that they were emotionally driven ensured their long-term success.

No doubt anybody prepared to make a career in sport or the arts needs not only ability, but conviction. No doubt a fire in the belly drives almost anybody willing and able to reach the height of their craft. But what's behind it? The nameless yearning of a sports lover to do his/her best at all times?

Fat chance. It's the money. That's why they're called professionals.

Professionals strive for high standards of performance in order to achieve higher standards of payment. It's that simple. This realization may dishearten us, but we should not grudge them. Personally, if I got a chance to write a Hollywood movie or a Broadway show, I would do it. For the money. In an instant. And if I did, and my people praised me, I would be thankful.

I would only hope, one the one hand, that my people did not imagine I could be their saviour, and on the other hand, that I did not allow myself to be fooled into thinking they were right.

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